January 2011
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two reasons why you don't masturbate:
a) you’re staying at your parents’ house
or
b) you know you’re getting some soon
What I think will happen every time I step on an...
glamourinyoureyes:
I swear to god, everytime this shows up I’m reblogging. No lie.
I crey every time I see this.
I’m crying…literally.
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I just used work as an excuse to avoid going out with someone tomorrow.
I could totally make it.
today i bought 3 movie tickets instead of just...
i was high.
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Snow in 49 States! Oh em gee!
bobbysworld:
Why should Florida get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Florida? The rest of us are just as cute as Florida. Okay, the rest of us are just as smart as Florida. People totally like us just as much as they like Florida. We should totally just stab Florida!
If I still care tomorrow, I'll text you, I...
You have my word blog.
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